Small-Town Filmmakers

‘Spose it’s my day to be snotty.


Well, Michelle, when is it ever NOT your day to be snotty?



  • Stupid filmmakers are the ones who ask their rich uncle for money to shoot their film.


  • Then they rent a super fancy schmancy expensive gee-whiz crane for one overhead shot.


  • Then, they run out of money after that one expensive gee-whiz shot.


  • Halfway through their film.


  • And can’t finish shooting the film.


  • Then their rich uncle loses his money.


  • He will never fund another one of their films.


  • And they have spoiled it for the rest of us filmmakers who might have wanted to tap the rich uncle or the rich uncle’s friends.


Bitch, bitch, bitch.

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Michelle Shyman